Geez ... we're getting quite cherubic

My scrubs are getting a bit worn so I've been in the market for a couple new pairs. I ordered the same size as usual from an internet scrub distributor and tried them on only to find myself literally floating in them; and I haven't lost any weight from a few years ago. At first, I thought that it was an anomaly of the brand but I've tried a couple different vendors now and this isn't an isolated incident. Medium is the new small and large the new medium. It must be a sign of the times.

Not good.